What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:25
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No, not a chance
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
No go.
—
So, the docs changed it to read
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Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I become an intelligent man?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does my ex boyfriend do this?
So they tried
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)